jelloentertainment: sekoshi: j3sustits: 8—————3: -decimate: i can’t breathe I NEARLY FELL OFF MY BED OHH MY GOD TEARS PEEING CRYING I CANT OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT SCREAMING HELP. I’VE FALLEN AND I CAN’T GET UP. Im more surprised by the voice that came out of the mouth than what just happened. I was expecting a 12 year old boy’s voice.
harlotwars: micswagger: goodcool: devalexwg: toxic-ponies: 1612th: a living example of the American education system’s success omfg why I…uh…welp… she is……really fucking stupid, dear god Somebody please smack this child
hungry-for-the-hunger-games: Daniel Radcliffe on SNL - You Can Do Anything and Spin the Bottle skits Hilarious skits!
jonfuckingsnow: If you think any man is ever honor-bound to murder his wife i’m honor-bound to hate your fucking guts & daughters
Gerard Butler just got out of rehab!
Apparently he felt he was relying too much on prescription meds. I had no idea. Well I’m glad that he recognized that he had a problem and sought after help. I hope he’ll be okay. I’ll always have a soft spot for Gerry.
Me: So apparently Nandos food is Mozambican - Portuguese! Dad: Mozambicanese? Me: Mozambicanesian!
Oh, Muppets won an Oscar for best song. Thank...
Sorry. Even though Muppets were part of my childhood I feel absolutely no nostalgia for them whatsoever. I didnt even like some of them back then…like Miss Piggy. Yeah, I dont look at them and go “OMG MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD”.
ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s– white people and white people only (via irenigg) Actually 20s and 30s LOL